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I saw this post by Ministry of Adventure last month during those flash floods. The copy was loltastic, it was this:
Is urban kayaking something you always want to try?
Wanna kayak alongside stalled vehicles and people standing on benches at the bus stop?Now here’s the chance for you! We don’t know when will the next chance come, but we will be prepared when the next flash flood is here!
When?
The next heavy downpourHow to join?
Throw away everything you are doing and race to the flooding area the next time it rains. People stuck in their car or bus stop are welcome to join in the fun. Kayaks not included.Where?
East side of SingaporeWhat if I don’t have a kayak?
Box, container, bathtub or anything that fits you will do too. Swimmers are also welcome.Is it suitable for kids?
Kids are advised to stay in school or home. The frustration of the working crowds stuck by the flood can be dangerous.What should I bring?
A change of working clothes so you may also kayak to workHow much is it?
It is FREE! You may even earn some bucks by kayaking people to their workplace!See also our hiking along MRT track during train breakdown event which happens every month on our Facebook page!
Loltastic but I then went “Oh?? Ministry of… ADVENTURE?” and if you have stuck around my blog long enough, you’d know I like adventure. AND OHHHHH. OHHHHHH THIS IS A GROUP that actually teaches you skills that I like in my list of Lara Croft checklist. (It’s somewhere, I forgot where but it’s there anyway.)
And their next event was a real event called 1 star kayaking certification.