{"id":37,"date":"2008-03-27T08:51:58","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T00:51:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/27\/to-the-2-store\/"},"modified":"2008-03-27T08:55:06","modified_gmt":"2008-03-27T00:55:06","slug":"to-the-2-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/27\/to-the-2-store\/","title":{"rendered":"To the $2 store!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I went to Daiso yesterday to see if they had miniature furniture thingies for my Pinky St. figurines and that I just liked going there anyway. The stationary section is always niiiiiiiiice.<\/p>\n<p>And okay&#8230; I admit, the toys section amuse me like heck.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/1pack.jpg\" alt=\"daisoswan1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LET US HAVE A CLOSER LOOK, YES?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/2pack.jpg\" alt=\"daisoswan2\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mind you, this in the children&#8217;s toy and party section. Never mind that if this <em>was<\/em> a children&#8217;s toy&#8230; What kind of party would this be to use it?!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/3pack.jpg\" alt=\"daisoswan3\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The instructions&#8230; have&#8230; a&#8230; perverted looking man&#8230; on it.<\/p>\n<p>AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE SWAN? WHY IS IT BULGING SUSPICIOUSLY AT THE BOTTOM THERE!?<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately (or UNFORTUNATELY?!) I found a loose pack near it too that wasn&#8217;t in a box.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/4pack.jpg\" alt=\"daisoswan4\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t open it due to duh, me not buying it but&#8230; I CANNOT SEE HOW YOU CAN INFLATE THIS THING.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; It&#8217;s supposed to be attached to some velcro thing?! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK IF YOU ARE NOT A PERVERTED GUY, SERIOUSLY.<\/p>\n<p>So!<\/p>\n<p>If you guys ever buy it to try it out&#8230; Please post pics so we can know how it works?!<\/p>\n<p><em>Ps. If you guys ever ask me to pet your swan I will smack you with my banana holder.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I went to Daiso yesterday to see if they had miniature furniture thingies for my Pinky St. figurines and that I just liked going there anyway. The stationary section is always niiiiiiiiice. And okay&#8230; I admit, the toys section amuse me like heck. Like this&#8230; LET US HAVE A CLOSER LOOK, YES? Mind &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/27\/to-the-2-store\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">To the $2 store!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19],"tags":[20,21],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-stuff","tag-daiso","tag-toys"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf5tJ-B","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}