{"id":450,"date":"2009-07-03T10:26:49","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T02:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/03\/shake-and-bake\/"},"modified":"2010-08-11T12:52:38","modified_gmt":"2010-08-11T04:52:38","slug":"shake-and-bake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/03\/shake-and-bake\/","title":{"rendered":"Shake and bake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/rombanner.jpg\" alt=\"romancebanner\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The last day of <em><strong>Romance week<\/strong><\/em>! Unfortunately for you this will be a mostly text post but no matter, I&#8217;ll <em>try<\/em> to make this short.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Before the week ends, you shall learn some TERMS used in the historical\/fantasy romances and how to write one!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The very brief list of Romance Book terms that might possibly not be THAT accurate but whatever:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Consumption &#8211; A sickness usually the femmes in the books will have and die of if needed.<\/p>\n<p>Rake &#8211; Is not a garden tool in modern terms, this would me a guy playaah!<\/p>\n<p>Breeches &#8211; Pants.<\/p>\n<p>Ton &#8211; It&#8217;s a social party place, not an amount of weight.<\/p>\n<p>Stays &#8211; Used by the ladies to keep their clothes propped up if they have lost weight due to consumption. Usualy used in corsets.<\/p>\n<p>Widow &#8211; Usually some experienced hot lady who could be a heroine and that her former husband was dead due to something and is now able to have hot sexings with anyone she wants with discretion.<\/p>\n<p>Dance card &#8211; Held by the girl for people to fill in their names to dance with her at a ball.<\/p>\n<p>Calling card &#8211; A card telling people who called on their house and is given to the help to pass the message to the call-ee.<\/p>\n<p>Spinster &#8211; A person with some tragic circumstances before being whisked away by the hero to learn the joys of sexings.<\/p>\n<p><strong>END OF LIST.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember any more since I don&#8217;t have a book with me at the moment but if any of you guys want any more, feel free to ask.<\/p>\n<p>Now since today is the last day, I&#8217;m going to help you write a romance story. The kind with gropings on the cover. Well, I&#8217;ll just help you with the summary\/plot anyway. Just fill in the below parts and you&#8217;d have your romance!<\/p>\n<p>Get a pen and paper or type this somewhere, don&#8217;t read the below bits yet until you&#8217;re done with this.  Write the items needed in each of the numbers below then replace it in the final &#8220;shell&#8221; at the bottom.<\/p>\n<p>1) Choose a female name<\/p>\n<p>2) Any profession\/career\/status<\/p>\n<p>3) noun<\/p>\n<p>4) noun<\/p>\n<p>5) Male name<\/p>\n<p>6) Any profession\/career\/status<\/p>\n<p>7) verb<\/p>\n<p>8 )  A specific time, choose day\/night\/o&#8217;clock\/etc<\/p>\n<p>9)  place<\/p>\n<p>10) noun<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nFILLER SPACE.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>FILLER FOR YOU NOT TO SEE THE BOTTOM YET!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>A Romance By You<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>(1) is a (2) bent on having a (3). Day by day she struggles with her secret that must not be told to anyone. It is a secret that involves a scandal between herself and (4). <\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>(5) is a tortured (6). He (7) every (8), never knowing what it is to truly love someone until he met (1) at a (9). As he tries to stop himself into being plunged into her (10)&#8217;s, (1) falls deeply in love with him and wishes not to know her (4).<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>Will they realize that they are meant for each other?<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em>Only YOU shall know. <\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">And that&#8217;s it! Back to our other schedules on Monday, heh.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">PS. It occurred to me that I WANT to see what your results of your romance by you story so put it under comments!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last day of Romance week! 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