{"id":65,"date":"2008-05-14T11:06:12","date_gmt":"2008-05-14T03:06:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/14\/a-luuurve-attack\/"},"modified":"2008-05-14T11:08:36","modified_gmt":"2008-05-14T03:08:36","slug":"a-luuurve-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/14\/a-luuurve-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"A luuurve attack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was waiting at the pickup point for my latest <a href=\"http:\/\/event.asus.com\/eeepc\/microsites\/en\/index.htm\" target=\"_blank\">purchase <\/a>that I bought on ebay and&#8230; OOH. What is this in front of the 7-11?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/gashapon.jpg\" alt=\"lurvegashapon\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Like anyone could resist THAT!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, anyone who isn&#8217;t me probably could&#8230; With that, I IGNORED that it was obviously May and not February and stuck a dollar coin in.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/ball.jpg\" alt=\"lurveball\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hence, let&#8217;s see what&#8217;s in the ball eh?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/frontbag.jpg\" alt=\"lurvefront\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ooooooooooooooh&#8230; Can you ever get overboard with roses? This package does not think so. Let&#8217;s turn it around, shall we?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/backbag.jpg\" alt=\"lurveback\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Truly, the instructions are a bit suspicious. Here&#8217;s a close up for you to read.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/instructions.jpg\" alt=\"lurveinstructions\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>1) Break the water bag inside the gift with both hands completely.<br \/>\n2) Shake the gift a few seconds, then throw it away.<br \/>\n3) Wait for a few seconds, you will get a surprise gift.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Frankly, I was freaked out with number 2 so I decided to do it near a sink just in case. It DID feel like a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vistawholesale.com\/72_Bomb_Bags_p\/bombbag.htm\" target=\"_blank\">bomb bag<\/a> to me (those things are very fun to toss by the way) and there&#8217;s nothing romantic about being exploded with soda water.<\/p>\n<p>So press it and toss it away, I did.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/exploded.jpg\" alt=\"lurvexploded\" \/><\/p>\n<p>AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, HOW FREAKING SWEET.<\/p>\n<p>And I didn&#8217;t even get exploded too! A heart popped out of the plastic!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/aheart.jpg\" alt=\"lurveheart\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I HEART (with a rose) YOU!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/hearthand.jpg\" alt=\"lurvehand\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So in the end&#8230; it&#8217;s actually now in a plastic bag in my cupboard just in case it does explode unexpectedly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>HAVE A LOVE ATTACK!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was waiting at the pickup point for my latest purchase that I bought on ebay and&#8230; OOH. What is this in front of the 7-11? Like anyone could resist THAT! Okay, anyone who isn&#8217;t me probably could&#8230; With that, I IGNORED that it was obviously May and not February and stuck a dollar &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/14\/a-luuurve-attack\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A luuurve attack!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-stuff","tag-weird-things"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf5tJ-13","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}