{"id":6942,"date":"2015-01-26T10:02:39","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T02:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/?p=6942"},"modified":"2015-01-25T22:24:04","modified_gmt":"2015-01-25T14:24:04","slug":"phoning-it-in-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/26\/phoning-it-in-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Phoning it in"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 450px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);\" data-instgrm-version=\"4\">\n<div style=\"padding: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background: #F8F8F8; line-height: 0; margin-top: 40px; padding: 50% 0; text-align: center; width: 100%;\"><\/div>\n<p style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;\"><a style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/yGBo2ZA3Dn\/\" target=\"_top\">A photo posted by Seriously Sarah (@sarahcoldheart)<\/a> on <time style=\"font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;\" datetime=\"2015-01-20T23:26:29+00:00\">Jan 20, 2015 at 3:26pm PST<\/time><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.instagram.com\/en_US\/embeds.js\" async=\"\" defer=\"defer\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Well, have Dawn with a bunch of vegetables.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; this is going to be the super short version of a longer post I&#8217;ll have in the week but we&#8217;re OPEN to submissions for a FANTASY ANTHOLOGY.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twotrees.com.sg\/Submissions.php\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Click here<\/strong><\/a> to check it out and download the details. If you read this sentence, good on you. Because hohohohohohoh, this anthology is gonna be woah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A photo posted by Seriously Sarah (@sarahcoldheart) on Jan 20, 2015 at 3:26pm PST Well, have Dawn with a bunch of vegetables. And&#8230; this is going to be the super short version of a longer post I&#8217;ll have in the week but we&#8217;re OPEN to submissions for a FANTASY ANTHOLOGY. Click here to check it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/26\/phoning-it-in-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Phoning it in<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"SarahBot: Phoning it in http:\/\/wp.me\/pf5tJ-1NY (also...my last sentence of this post...)","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[226],"tags":[178,16,97],"class_list":["post-6942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-state-of-sarah","tag-cat","tag-two-trees","tag-writing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf5tJ-1NY","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6942"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6944,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6942\/revisions\/6944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seriouslysarah.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}